Yale Law School goes trans-bathroom, installs non-binary pissoirs in its hallways

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“It’s a win-win solution”, Dean Loftus Becker-Wormser told FWIW. “Students of traditional female — if you’ll pardon the term — gender were constantly complaining about these BSDs coming into the stalls and peeing all over the toilet seats, and when we tried addressing that problem by installing urinals in the girls’ rooms, they complained that the sight of stand-up pee collectors that could be used only by the boys-who-think-they’re-girls in-crowd was triggering to them, and they demanded the right to piss while standing up, too.

“So now we think we’ve solved it”, Becker-Wormser exulted. “Unisex toilet accessories are now in all the children’s restrooms, and that’s all that’s in them, period; anyone who has to go poo-poo will have to go back to its dorm, but isn’t a little inconvenience a small price to pay for coddling lunatics? We certainly think so; here at Yale, we listen, and we care!”