Start your day with a reassuring look at your next Commander in Chief

“oooh, it just hurts so much!”

Of course, these are from just Monday’s performances; she’s got the rest of the week to outdo herself.

Kamala: "Heat waves pose a greater threat to people who don't have air conditioning, or who work in high heat workplaces." pic.twitter.com/zqx0lkhVW6

— Washington Free Beacon (@FreeBeacon) August 1, 2022

Kamala: "We can move clean energy from where it is created to where it is needed. It is literally about the transportation of energy ... How exciting is that!" pic.twitter.com/rOsGyW2JIt

— Washington Free Beacon (@FreeBeacon) August 1, 2022

A detour while she blames flooding in Appalachia, something that has never before happened in the history of the earth, on global warming:

.@VP Harris suggests recent deaths during flooding in Missouri and Kentucky could have been prevented if Congress were spending more trying to stop the climate from changing pic.twitter.com/xFUOmKDdbj

— Tom Elliott (@tomselliott) August 1, 2022

And a day without a Kampallawalla Ding Dong word salad is a day without feta

Kamala: "While we send our prayers, and our love, we also, with each day, renew our commitment to the urgency of now and the ability that we have collectively, all of us in it together, to do something about it."pic.twitter.com/2QUqc4Pz1j

— Daily Wire (@realDailyWire) August 1, 2022