Yeah, well, 68% of that age group believe in leprechauns, too

look, ma, only a mild case of COVID! The monkeypox is a bitch, though

Poll: 68% of Americans over 65 will take still another COVID booster shot if one becomes available this fall

Fall booster attitudes also vary depending on current vaccination status. While 24% of vaccinated-but-not-boosted older adults say they’re very likely to get a fall booster, the percentage was 56% among those who have gotten one booster and 88% of those who have gotten two boosters.

“This demonstrates exactly what we were warned about, but buried”, Settled Scientist Deborah Birx admitted to FWIW. “Mental capacity deteriorates in exact proportion to the number of booster shots administered; that’s why we’re rushing to get the fifth one out before the November elections.”