Awaiting the green poultice
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where’s our money?
Black family declines defendant corporation’s invitation to revisit Sesame Place while their $25 million lawsuit is pending — “The children are still traumatized” — after a muppet character allegedly failed to shake their little hands.
The Reverend Jesse Jackson, who somehow managed to beat Al Sharpton to Philadelphia and gain representation of the cash cow aggrieved parents and the toddlers, reassured FWIW that they would all recover from the devestating experience, somehow, sometime. “We’re just waiting for the check to clear,” he said, “and then I’m sure the healing process can begin.”
Whew!
