We knew that Jill was a "very fine doctor", but who guessed Joe was a Minute Man?

farewell, my dears, I’m off to Charlottesville with DA NANG DICK!

MSNBC praises war hero Biden who was chopping wood in the mountains ‘til his country called

Alex Parker:

“Just a week ago yesterday was the third anniversary of the events in Charlottesville. Close your eyes, remember what you saw on television. Remember seeing those neo-Nazis and Klansmen and white supremacists coming out of fields with lighted torches, veins bulging, spewing the same anti-Semitic bile heard in Europe in the ’30s. Remember the violent clash that ensued between those spreading hate and those with the courage to stand against it. And remember what the President said when asked? He said there were ‘very fine people on both sides.’ It was a wake-up call for us as a country. And for me, a call to action. At that moment, I knew I’d have to run.”

Evidently, Joe’s dad issued a high-pressure charge — if you shouldn’t be silent about something, you’re obligated to become Leader of the Free World:

“My father taught us that silence was complicity. And I can never remain silent or complicit.”

Did Joe Biden — who previously held no interest in ascending to the land’s highest office — see the shock of Charlottesville as a sign he had to suit up and save America? It seems Dr. Jason believes so. Only perhaps Joe wasn’t watching it on TV. Maybe he was in the woods, a bandana ’round his head and survival knife on his hip. It’s possible he was made-up in mud, sleeping beneath a makeshift lean-to amid a torrential storm. The man may have been keeping attuned his razor-sharp instincts and apocalypse-suited survival skills.

Might he have caught wind of North Carolina’s calamity as he fished with a homemade spear? Was he sporting pelts from land creatures he’d captured in crafty snares?

It doesn’t appear out of the question. Dr. Jason explained:

“[T]his is something that Joe Biden has believed in, and if you believe the story, which I do, that he said, is like, ‘I had no intention of running for President.’ He was…the retired war hero out in the mountain chopping wood. And Charlottesville brought him back into the fight that he thought he’d never have to fight again. And I found that to be charming and engaging. And I’ve always thought that Joe Biden is a good moral leader when it comes to these issues.”

(Biden never served in the military, let alone having been a “war hero.” He got four draft deferments for “asthma.”)