And a gross of Twinkies by every bedside

Gargantuan, entitled pig demands that hotels build wider hallways, bigger, heavy-lift elevators, and much, much more.

She also wants hotels to enlarge their bathrooms, raise their toilet seats, “and retrofit each room with handheld shower heads so bigger-bodied people can more easily wash themselves.”

Honey, if you need to hose yourself down, call the fire department.

She’s been obnoxiously noisy about this issue before: