From The Villages, the swingers' capital of Florida, this:

soooeee!

77-Year-Old Florida Retiree Accused of Illegally Purchasing Nearly $2,000 of Erectile Dysfunction Pills With Intent to Sell

Which brings to mind the undoubtedly true story of a conversation overheard at the Villages community pool between two 80-year-olds:

First man: “The doc just gave me this huge bottle of Viagra, and (pounding fist in palm) I’m going home to give Marge the old one-two!”

Friend: “But couldn’t that be fatal?”

First man (shrugging ): “Hey, she dies, she dies.”