From his Rock Ridge mansion, the owner of a house built on land once occupied by Siwanoys complains that his own "theft" isn't being acknowledged

squanto returns to greenwich

“Where is an acknowledgement of my guilt in the First Selectman’s Columbus Day proclamation?”

Our distraught letter writer makes no mention of the Archaic Period Indians, people who were here before the next wave of invaders, the Woodland Era savages, who tossed ‘em out in 1,000 A.D., but I’m sure he’s sorry about their discomfiture, too.

When will this whiny, hypocritical Democrat hold his own surrender ceremony and return his ill-gotten land to Tonto or his descendants? Soon, I’m sure, and I’ll be there to clap and cheer him on.