He's still sleeping off the effects of that Saturday night barbecue party

With their puppet missing in (in)action for the past two days, Biden’s handlers issue a condemnation of the RNC’s criticism of their dummy

While apparently some individuals like [RNC’s] Ronna McDaniel consider this loss of life and pain a ‘great opportunity,’ most Americans see it as a horrific tragedy,” said White House deputy press secretary Andrew Bates. “No one can ever welcome this kind of hideous behavior or try to divide our country when we need to be united.”

“Besides,” she added, “no one’s heard anything from Senator Feinstein this weekend either, and I don’t see the Republicans picking on her — leave the old folks alone, damn you.”

UPDATE Not to worry, the White House is still operating, and this morning our Vice President stepped up to the plate to prove it. Here’s what’s on her mind today: