Xi's Gotta Have It

Biden’s handlers trotted out the White House monkey to celebrate China’s new commitment to slashing greenhouse gases. “This is a big deal”, Ol’ Dependables told FWIW, “maybe even as big as the Paris Agreement, that saved the polar bears and, as the Lightbringer Himself declared, “marked the moment when the rise of the oceans began to slow and our planet began to heal’.”

How big a deal is China’s agreement? This big:

“Yeah, maybe so, but this time he really, really means it”. John Kerry.