Fat, untrained, and stupid is no way to go through life as cop
/Four obese policewomen vs one perp: no contest.
Moment four female Chicago police officers spend three minutes trying to arrest 'shoplifter' who easily escaped...as commenters' claim the women's WEIGHT stopped them performing their duties
Video of a retail theft arrest at 95th and Ashland.
— 16th & 17th District Chicago Police Scanner (@CPD1617Scanner) November 23, 2023
The subject resists police and takes off running.
Patrick Johnson-Henry, 32, was taken into custody on the 9400 block of S Justine and was charged with 4 counts of resisting police, 1 count of possession of a replica firearm, 1… pic.twitter.com/x5PBaBTwxF
The ladies had the right idea, they just needed more just like them to build that crucial wall of blubber:
