(Multi) multimillionaire Indian decries white oppression, blames his failure to reach the ranks of billionaires on systemic racism and lack of opportunity

IBM CEO Arvind Krishna has accumulated a net worth of “at least” $56.3 million, and takes home $3,807,758 a year, yet he hates America.

And he keeps digging.

IBM is in a world of crap.

And it's all been their own doing. You know it's bad when your own employees start leaking emails, meetings, and slides about how racist your own company has become in the name of DEI and equity.

First, it was the video about discriminatory hiring, then another video telling employees not to acknowledge the first video while complaining about James O'Keefe, and now this.

Krishna, who landed on these shores via the Siberian Land Bridge in 1990 and worked his way up the IBM corporate ladder from technical engineer to CEO told us that he “would never have been promoted” had his superiors been aware that he wasn’t white.

“That’s absolutely true”, Tom Watson confirmed to FWIW while speaking from the great 19th hole in the sky. “We never saw the guy in person, we just kept promoting him, because why the hell not? We had no idea he was colored until one day he showed up in the boardroom and announced that he was our new CEO. Too late to do anything about it then, we figured, so we went with it. I mean, if a golfer can become president of this company, why shouldn’t an Indian fella be CEO? What a great country, eh?”

tom watson goes native with the staff