(Several) answers to the ridiculously high cost of "learning"

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With even a mediocre institution like Middlebury College charging $83,880 a year for woke indoctrination and introduction to alcoholism studies, it’s little wonder that parents are looking for cheaper alternatives; they do exist.

For just $12,400, for instance, Harvard offers an online DEI course along with a genuine, suitable for framing “Certificate of Diversity”, which should suffice to get your little darling a sinecure in any governmental, education or corporate human resources department, for life. Not a Harvard person, but still long for Ivy League credentials? Try the University of Pennsylvania — $10,000, or go bottom fishing, and get the same POS diploma from Yale for a measly $3,600.

But why spend even that much, when you can pay exactly what modern college education is worth and not a penny more? Like this:

DIPLOMAS FOR SALE: No attendance required for students willing to pay a few hundred bucks to graduate

$250 for diploma services, a $50 application fee, $35 for a diploma cover and $130 to walk in a cap and gown at a ceremony,

The great Father Sarducci was on to this scam decades ago, but it’s only now that the suckers are finally wising up.