I posted on this a few months ago, but with Christmas travel season coming up, it's probably worth repeating, if only to provoke a hearty — nervous? — chuckle

of course, there are drugs available to control such breakdowns

Blind paraplegics don’t scare me as much as the possibility that a member of that new disability class, “the neurodiverse”, has a bad day at the office while guiding in my flight.