We are inviting war — maybe that's on purpose?

Maybe they’ll dispatch Pete Buttigieg over there to mop up that nasty kerosene spill: that’ll show those pesky Ruskies and the surging Chinamen that, by golly, we’re mad as heck and we’re definitely going to complain to the UN about this!

"We maintain the peace through our strength; weakness only invites aggression." — Ronald Reagan

“It was a big, mean, scawey swamp bunny, but I spwashed water on it and it wann away!” — James Earl Carter

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