Back for more — or less, in fact

421 Stanwich Road, around the corner from Guinea Road, NTTAWWT, is back on the market and looking for $5.495 million, which is considerably more than the $4.695 asked in 2020, but less than the $7.750 looked for in 2010 or the $8.250 sought in 2005.

The property was a Jordan Super production back in the day, and sold new in 2000 for $4.7; ignoring any inflation that may have occurred since then, the buyers may yet break even.

Here’s some fun! First, let’s see how Listing Agent Russ Purner describes the house:

Stunning seven-bedroom Colonial graces 2.3 private manicured acres with pool, stone terrace and porch. Well designed for entertaining and relaxed living with French door terrace and backyard access from all rear-facing rooms. Chic architectural details enhance the freshly painted interior with 10' ceilings; oversized windows, four fireplaces and refinished wood floors. Dramatic double height entry, elegant formal rooms, family room, library, chef's eat-in kitchen opens to office area and two bedrooms with shared bath comprise main level. Second floor offers deluxe primary suite with fireplace, seating area, two baths, deck, office and gym/office; four en-suite bedrooms and playroom. Lower level sports media, game, playrooms and wine cellar. With attached garage parking for four cars.

Then I asked Chatbot to take a stab at it — “write a real estate listing description for 421 stanwich road greenwich ct”. Here’s the result:

Welcome to 421 Stanwich Road, a luxurious and spacious estate located in the highly desirable town of Greenwich, CT. This stunning property boasts 6 bedrooms, 7 full bathrooms, and 2 half bathrooms, providing ample space for comfortable living and entertaining.

Upon entering the home, you are greeted by a grand foyer featuring soaring ceilings and an elegant curved staircase. The formal living room is perfect for hosting guests, while the family room with its cozy fireplace is ideal for relaxing with loved ones.

The gourmet kitchen is a chef's dream, equipped with top-of-the-line appliances, custom cabinetry, and a large center island with seating. The adjacent breakfast nook and formal dining room provide ample space for dining and entertaining.

The primary suite is a true oasis, featuring a fireplace, sitting area, and a spa-like en suite bathroom with a soaking tub, separate shower, and dual vanities. The additional bedrooms are equally as impressive, each featuring an en suite bathroom and plenty of closet space.

The lower level of the home is an entertainer's paradise, featuring a spacious recreation room, a home theater, a wine cellar, and a gym. The outdoor space is equally as impressive, featuring a beautiful patio, a heated pool and spa, and lush landscaping.

Located in the heart of Greenwich, this property is just minutes away from world-class shopping, dining, and entertainment. Don't miss your opportunity to own this exquisite estate in one of the most sought-after neighborhoods in Connecticut.

That’s almost scary.