Will Kotex be next?

That was intended to be a satirical headline, but when I went looking for a picture to illustrate it, I discovered that it is actually true.

“The trouble about writing satire is that the real world always anticipates you, and what was meant for exaggeration turns out to be nothing of the sort.” —C.S. Lewis, 1945.

Here’s what I’d written before I stumbled across the new Kotex product. It, too, is true:

Concluding that, as in all other endeavors, boys pretending to be girls do a better job selling product than the real thing, women’s brands have flocked to transgender spokesmen.