So, three divisions then, each of which will be won by a man

Boston Marathon organizers have added a “non-binary” division. Runners will be free to choose which division they compete in as they self-identify: my money’s on a biological man beating all “male-identifying” women in the men’s division (okay, there won’t be any of those ladies, but if any did show up, they’d lose), a male winning the transvestite division, and a biological male identifying as a woman winning the ladies’ division. Because —wait for it — men are bigger, stronger, and faster than women. Even in tutus.