8,000 sq.ft. of house, 8,000 sq. ft. of a 30-car garage, $14.995 million. Watch my turn signal: I'm passing.

120 Oneida Drive, built in 2014, put up for sale today. Not the best location on Oneida, and it’s possibly going to take a while to find another person who shares the auto-erotic passion of this owner.

But it’s a big world, with lots of different people with different tastes, and all the agent has to do is discover just one person among those billions who loves mudflats and race cars.

Probably not that hard.