The mountain itself may not be obsolete, but the brand named after it soon will be

Back when I was active in mountaineering and backpacking expeditions in the early 70s-80s, North Face was a manufacturer of very solid, well-made outdoor equipment. It then moved into fashion, and their puffy down parkas became an inner-city and suburban white kids’ fad; the quality of what was being sold plummeted, and I stopped buying anything with a North Face label. Later, I read that they’d resumed making good stuff, but, like Bud Light, there are so many other manufacturers out there, I never returned to the brand.

no mas

Now, possibly because too many serious outdoorsmen shared my sentiments and sales declined, or a new generation of woke children has taken over the company, North Face is back in the fashion business, but with a twist: it wants to sell outdoorsy-looking garments to the transgender crowd, and hip high school and college kids. Nothing goes into and out of fashion quicker than high school fads, so see ya, North Face.