A warning on "Old Man and the Sea", sure; it's unreadable. But otherwise ...

he’s certainly cute, and you’ll just Looooove those tight pants, but transgender petas are sure to be shocked

Hemingway publisher has now added trigger warnings for delicate snowflakes who might inadvertently stumble into one of his novels.

It probably doesn’t matter much because today’s children don’t seem to read any books other than the “When Lance Met Troy” series of How-To” illustrated manuals, but it’s sad anyway.