Wait, wait, wait — huh?

North Old Greenwich resident Monica Prihoda, a prolific author of “I view with alarm” letters to Greenwich Free Press, is out with another screed, this one condemning what she perceives as bigotry and hatred towards gender dysphoric individuals. After a thorough and no doubt beneficial venting, Ms. Prihoda, who formerly praised “science” and its justification for wearing useless face-theater masks, abandons science and turns to the spiritual instead, citing a noted theologian to support her claim that God doesn’t make mistakes when it comes to distributing genitals.

Lady Gaga has it right in her song “Born this way: God makes no mistakes, baby I was born this way!”

If that’s so, if God’s always right, why was little Gracie, pictured above, “born in the wrong body” with a weenie, an appendage that his parents and Pirhoda consider a mistake, one that will soon have to be chopped off and replaced by a tube of flesh resembling a vagina? Why will he have to undergo steroid treatments and hormone suppression to “make” him a girl? Careless of ol’ God, wasn’t it?

By the way, pity poor Gracie: here’s his mother at work:

Gracie is the youngest transgender person I've ever met. She's so young, she still likes to tack on "and-a-half" when giving her age, which is six. One day last summer, bouncing all over the grounds at day camp, she looked as delighted as you'd expect any kid would on "Water Day.”

This is Rainbow Day Camp, in the East Bay town of El Cerrito. It was created specifically to be a safe place for transgender kids, and in fact, being transgender is so unremarkable here, when I asked Gracie what makes it “special," she shrugged and said:

“You get to do fun stuff.”

Her mother, Molly, tried to coax a reporter-friendly answer out of her.

“What is special about you, and the same as everybody else in the camp?” she prompted.

“I don’t know,” Gracie said.

“You’re transgender and there’s other kids that are transgender, too...”

“I’m transgender and there’s other kids that are transgender, too.”

Sad.