Women: anything they can do, men can do better

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Like dress up in heels, lipstick, and slinky dresses: Transvestite wins Miss Netherland beauty pageant

Or run: Transgender Nick Helz outruns his female competition again

The first USATF nonbinary national champion adds a third national title for 2023, and a trip to World Athletics Championships next month.

Although apparently they do still have one advantage when it comes to threesomes: Cervical Cancer charity has advised medical practitioners to refer to female patients’ vaginas as “front holes” or “bonus holes” so as to avoid offending transvestites.

The last time anyone checked, males don’t get ovarian cancer but Jo’s Cervical Cancer Trust wants to make sure that Joe’s feelings aren’t hurt.

Sick.