I'm not saying I'd do it, mind you, but if I had a set of plastic pink flamingos in the trunk, and happened to pass by a house with a "Love Lives Here" yard sign ...

Pink lawn flamingos harbor a sexy hidden meaning at RV parks

In a new first-person report penned for RV Travel, road tripper Nanci Dixon revealed that those charming pink statuettes outside of tents and RVs are sending a sexy message: Swingers camp here.

Typically, swinging can be defined as a couple getting together sexually with another person, per InStyle, or even swapping partners with another couple.

Now, pink flamingos are not the only thing that signal to a swinger’s paradise.

Pineapples are another secret sign that represents your openness to swinging, according to The Miami Herald.

It’s good thing Greenwich doesn’t allow Realtor signs — or perhaps it isn’t.

Some people stick pictures of upside-down pineapples to their doors, which signals that you’re open to another person joining you later that evening (or morning!)

And, it seems like swinging is for people of all ages — in February, The Post reported that residents from the Florida retirement complex the Villages were using different colored loofahs to distinguish their different swinging preferences.

For example, a purple loofah allegedly means that you just like to watch, while a pink loofah means you’re just down for a soft swap.

Or I could save the homeowner yard space with this combo: