Business schools will probably pay him that much just to dress up their case study of the fiasco

Yoo hoo, remember me?

Bud Light’s former spokesman takes to the campus lecture circuit @$40,000 per to discuss his take on “woman’s empowerment”. The chumps who run and attend today’s universities will lap it up; you just know they will.

And speaking of sick, twisted bastards, here’s a video I found while scrolling through the Dylan material: