As metaphors go, this one neatly sums up Democrats' beneficence

“So remember, kids (and grownups, too), when progressives want to give you anything, including pizza, it’s not delivery — it’s a disappointment.”

Chicago’s Mayor promises a pizza party for returning school children but, like all Democrats’ promises, there’s a catch: The kids were all handed frozen pizzas to store in their backpacks all day and then cook them at home.