New to the market, the staging alone guarantees that this one won't last

8 Grossett Road, Riverside, $4.525 million. The listing claims that it was “custom built for the builder’s own family”, which I’m sure is true, but he apparently wasn't entirely satisfied with the project, because he listed it for sale less than two years later in May, 2005, priced at $3.995, and sold it a year later in 2006 for $3.810.

Nonetheless, Grossett’s a pleasant location, and the house looks nice.

But check out the staging: someone certainly knows her market!

First, she went full-zebra

and then added an ironic reference to the orange