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Non-Human 'Aliens" Seized in Peru Not Of Extraterrestrial Origin

It was a sensational find. A Mexican journalist, and several Peruvian doctors, presented evidence in the Mexican Congress last year that proved the existence of aliens. Several "mummies" were shown to Congressby journalist José Jaime Maussan who claimed x-rays showed the creature had no heart and no ribs. 

[But] Peruvian authorities seized another shipment bound for Mexico with more of the aliens. After careful examination, forensic scientists concluded that the reason the "aliens" had no heart or ribs is because they are made out of "paper, glue, metal, and human and animal bones."

Well, of course they’d say that, but this guy has actual doctors — probably COVID experts — to back up his claim, so ya gonna believe?

Sigh. Just another coverup. There’s a long history of our alien masters suppressing news of their presence here, even though we have photographic proof of their existence. The Weekly World, the only paper that dared to expose this conspiracy was shuttered the very day that Obama took control of the government — coincidence? I think not.