Of course: it's the government

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FEMA to storm victims: we may show up in ten days or so, or not, but if and when we do wander by, maintain social distancing, and have your photo ID ready. Unless you’re an illegal, or course, or suffering from post-slavery victim trauma.

No electricity? No cell? No way to reach us? Well, then, you’re really in pickle, aren’t you, Mr. MAGA Man.