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When You Can't Lose Weight, Litigate! DOJ Wins Suit Against MD State Police 'Discriminatory' Fitness Test

According to the DOJ’s lawsuit, 81% of males and only 51% of females passed at least once.

“The rate at which female applicants passed the FFAT at least once is statistically significantly lower than the rate at which male applicants passed the FFAT at least once; and the female applicant pass rate is less than 80% of the male applicant pass rate,” the complaint read.

Unable to perform eighteen push-ups in one minute; something to ponder.

Is this settlement an acknowledgement that women are physically weaker than males? Reached for comment, Transgender Unqualified Sports Heroes — TUSH — spokesman Joe, “Call me Josephine”, Flabbycheeks declined comment.

As for blacks being a weaker race, we could ask the NFL. We could, but the DOJ won’t.

And of course, disappointed applicants could always just join the Army — they’ll take anyone.

Army Opens its Doors to Recruits Who Fail to Meet Initial Body Fat and Academic Standards Amid Recruiting Crisis

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