Pending on Swamp Vue UPDATED (!)

Three acres, $1.895 million, just 21 days on market — see what professional staging can accomplish?

And, of course, top-of-the-line interior decorators:

UPDATE: Reader CT Tempest posted what I thought was parody of this listing’s description, but aside from the very funny picture he supplied of John and Yoko in a rowboat, it’s taken entirely from the actual writeup. The agent in question is apparently related to the seller, which is a good thing, because only a loving mother could excuse these sloppy pictures and worse prose. On the other hand, she may have cause to be proud: her son’s efforts have placed him high in the rankings of worst real estate copywriting in the Realtors Hall of Fame (or would, if there were one — unfortunately, he’ll have to settle for top place in FWIW’s own modest shrine to excellence.

Picture yourself in a boat on a pond, with tangerine trees and marmalade skies. 7 Byfield Lane, nearly 3 acres in Mid-Country, with 5 bedrooms, 4 & a half bathrooms, pool, & hot tub offers you a day in the life! In 1973, Yoko Ono and John Lennon sailed their yellow submarine peacefully on a sea of green when they came to visit - rowing around the pond in a dingy that sits there today. Across the universe, this place stands out, a diamond in the sky. Imagine a big living room where you & loved ones can come together. Be a day tripper to the city or town with the Merritt or Ave minutes away yet still quiet enough to whisper words of wisdom. It needs updating, but with a little help from your friends, make it part of your long and winding road. Build to 6000+ sqft per FAR. or, ''Let it Be.''

photo courtesy of CT Tempest