Great: we won't miss 'em, and the abortion mills will have to close for lack of demand

Liberal women withhold sex, shave heads to protest Trump win: ‘My bodily autonomy matters’

“As a woman, my bodily autonomy matters, and this is my way to exercise sovereignty over that,” said a TikTokker, who encouraged other women to “delete their dating apps” in solidarity.

“If you need someone to cuddle or give you a kiss, I bet you one of your girlfriends would do it, and you don’t even need to be gay. It’s OK to have a lot of platonic love for the next four years,” she said.

Other users have taken to the platform to encourage women to “take it a step further” and “collectively get hysterectomies,” while some said they are “breaking up with their Republican boyfriends” in the wake of the election.

“F–k being skinny, f–k being hot, f–k being all the things that the patriarchy wants us to be, ’cause clearly they don’t give a s–t about us,” said one user who began haphazardly shaving her full head of hair on camera.

“Stop dating men, stop having sex with men, stop talking to men, divorce your husbands, leave your f–king boyfriends, leave them,” she said.

Bonus: they won’t reproduce and spawn congenital idiots.

Related: There also seems to be a movement afoot encouraging these poor dement creatures to notify relatives and friends that, because they voted for Trump, they are no longer to communicate or see them, forever. I’ve already received one such text and, although it saddens me to see that person so upset and fearful, I accept heir terms with no deep regret.