Pathetic

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With their charge too incapacitated to sit for a 5-minute interview with a genuine, real-live sports reporter, and the country shaken by the revelation that the man has finally fallen off the cliff irrevocably, Biden’s handlers prop him in a comfy chair and have him read a little script addressing the number-one issue facing America, the price of a bag of Doritos.

This is literally the best they could do.