Elizabeth Warren, eat your heart out: J.D. Vance is married to a REAL American Indian.

Well, Indian-American, but that’s still closer to a tipi than Elizabeth’s ever been.

Usha Vance, née Chilukuri, born in 1986, was raised in San Diego, California, and attended Yale Law School, where she met the future Ohio senator, according to a report from the New York Times.

“I coulda been a contenda, if I wasn’t a pretenda”