One last, fond glimpse of the man we'd have loved to beat

They’ve shuffled their pumpkin off the stage and under his Rehoboth basement’s Cone of Silence for what is ostensibly being called “a two-week period of self-isolation”, but we all know it’s over. Joe’s gone, and he’s not coming back. Before we leave him, though, and move on to discussing whoever they replace him with, here’s a fitting finale, selected from the final radio interview he gave in Nevada just before his handlers pulled the plug and shipped him home to oblivion:

Biden insists he’s ‘in better physical shape’ than Trump as he forgets Herbert Hoover’s name in BET interview

Biden has called his rival “Donald ‘Herbert Hoover’ Trump” in campaign speeches — but grasped unsuccessfully for the name.

“You know, there’s only two presidents in American history who have come to office and left with fewer jobs,” Biden said.

“And the other was a guy we all know very well — um, so uh, I, I call — anyway. Trump is one of them.”

I’m going to miss the daily diet of Biden blunders that the flying monkeys of the press have fed us during the post-debate period while their masters put the final touches on the DNC removal project, because now we’ll be returned to our regularly scheduled programming, the Hitler/Trump/Vance cycle.

Sad.

UPDATE: The Daily Mail has video of the man barely making it down the short-steps used for his egress from Air Force One, and then struggling for 15 seconds to get inside the presidential limousine. If he weren’t such an evil, awful man, I’d pity him in his senescence.