Nothing wrong with Ol' Joe, and Obama's just stopped by the White House to demonstrate that

what? what are you looking at?

Oops! This was filmed ten years ago, and Joe seems to have lost a step or two, but at least one pundit out there is convinced that the man’s not leaving his sinecure until they pry his cold, dead fingers from the Resolute desk, strap him (and Jill) to a gurney, and wheel him out.

Jim Treacher: “Joe Won’t Go:”

He’s been in Washington since before Twitter. Before CNN. Hell, before Watergate! He was lying to reporters when Obama was still popping his zits in Honolulu.

The old man is a damn barnacle. They’re gonna have to scrape him off, and it might just put a hole in the hull.

Joe Biden doesn’t know much anymore, but he still knows how power works. My money’s on the old bastard giving everybody two middle fingers till they close the casket.