Why should the Secret Service be run any better than any of our other government agencies or departments?

Kevin Downey Jr. PJ Media:

KDJ Clown World Report: Secret Service Agent Reportedly Steps Away From Trump Rally to Breastfeed

Susan Crabtree of RealClear Politics tweeted some news we would have not believed in earlier times, but it doesn't surprise me at all today. A Secret Service agent allegedly ditched her post at a recent Trump rally in North Carolina to breastfeed her kid. Three sources have backed up Crabtree's story.

FACT-O-RAMA! I had no idea the Secret Service has a "bring your kids to work day." Kidding, they aren't allowed to do that.

The shocking/not shocking story alleges that the leading Secret Service agent at the rally did a last-minute check of Trump's walking route from his motorcade to the stage roughly five minutes before the former/future president arrived and discovered the agent, hungry baby, and two other family members in a room set aside for potential Secret Service emergencies (such as the president getting shot because a Secret Service agent suddenly realized it was wet-nurse o'clock).

Crabtree reports that the agent didn't bother to alert anyone before she pulled what might be the world's first "dash 'n dine." 

FORMULA-O-RAMA! Enfamil offers a convenient store locator to help people find places to buy baby chow.

Apparently, "Agent Lactate" had an "unpinned" staffer sneak two relatives and the infant into the rally without going through security checkpoints ("unpinned" means that the person was not cleared by the Secret Service to be at this location).

As we saw last month, the Secret Service is once again covering its own bahookie.

"All employees of the U.S. Secret Service are held to the highest standards," Secret Service spokesman Anthony Guglielmi stated. "While there was no impact to the North Carolina event, the specifics of this incident are being examined. Given this is a personnel matter, we are not in a position to comment further."

As of this writing, the unnamed agent is still employed by the government agency that is supposed to protect various elected leaders, including the guy who took a bullet in Pennsylvania just over a month ago.