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Shot: CNN's Dana Bash Admits That Democrat Men Aren't Exactly the Manly Type

Chaser: Taliban dismisses 281 men from security force because they can't grow beards

The Taliban's morality ministry dismissed more than 280 members of the security force for failure to grow a beard, and detained more than 13,000 people in Afghanistan for 'immoral acts' in the past year, officials said https://t.co/r4uJUtxoSW

— Reuters (@Reuters) August 20, 2024

The good news for Democrat “men” : Pederasty is not considered an immoral act by devout Muslims. The bad? Transvestites — 90% of the Harris voting bloc — are not welcome.

It is mandatory for Muslim men to have a beard that is at least the ‘length of a fist', according to Islamic law, which is strictly upheld by the Taliban.

Trimming one's beard shorter than fist length or shaving it entirely is considered haram in Afghanistan, where the beard is considered ‘a distinctive feature' given to men to ‘set them apart from women' by the ‘divine wisdom of God'.