A new logo for the Jackass Party (and a handy comparison chart)

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Democrats Abandon Much Needed Soul-Searching, Opt For New Logo Instead

Democrats have a new theory explaining their abysmal performance last November: poor graphic design.

At least, this is what one concludes based on their X activity. At noon yesterday, they proudly bared a new logo.

The triple-starred donkey silhouette replaces their former profile picture, a letter “D” encircled by a white ring.  One refrains from speculating as to what words the letter may have represented. 

Legions of Democrats can be found celebrating the change in the reply section, with insights like “We’re so unbelievably back,” “YES,” and “Slay.”