Uh oh - Senator Al Franken is a sexual abuser

Thank you, Jesus!

Al Franken grabbed my breasts and thrust his tongue down my throat.

He's been pretty much doing the same thing to the country since he (fraudulently) won his senate seat, but in view of our current drama, this is fun.

Coming on top of yesterday's revelation that Congress has paid over $15 million of our tax dollars to settle various sexual abuse claims by its members, I think it's time for the appointment of a special prosecutor.

"I grew up in the 60s, so I just don't know better"