The end of the zebra? Not hardly, but it's a start

One block over and you're history, honey – SORRY

A friend alerts me that Cindy Sikorsky Rinfret is moving off Greenwich Avenue to cheaper digs on Lewis Street vacated, tellingly, by a hedge fund headed south.

It would be grossly unfair to blame this Russian helicopter-heiress for everything that's gone wrong in Greenwich over the past decades: Lily Pulitzer pioneered the path to destruction long before Sikorsky first alight here, but she did play her part, and her fellow Greenwich wannabes have combined to effectively ruin half of what we realtors are tying to sell.

So thanks a lot.