Faster, please

Jump!

Idiot passenger thrown off cruise ship after taking selfie

The lady was let off at the next stop, where she presumably found alternative transportation home, but in view of the stories I’ve read of selfie-taking-morons falling to their deaths at the Grand Canyon, Yosemite and various other tourists spots with obviously-dangerous precipices and balconies, I was encouraged by the article’s concluding sentence:

According to a recent global study, 259 people have died while taking selfies between 2011 and 2017.

Faster, and more of them: Darwin is growing impatient.