Off to the snowy woods

I’ll be off the airwaves until next Sunday or so while I serve as the first line of defense for Greenwich’s ornamental shrubbery by harassing deer in Maine (hey, you don’t stop them up there, they’ll soon end up in Riverside, nibbling your azaleas, and won’t you be sorry?)

No cellphone, no email, no Internet — who said there is no heaven? When I return, the local election will be over, the daily parade of outraged Trump deniers will still be going on, and in other words, the world will have continued as normal. Whether that’s a good thing, I’ll consider while taking the week off.