What could possibly go wrong?

Thanks to my Musk-o-Meter, I can now see that I did lose the election. But why do I keep hearing the Volga Boatman between my ears?

Elon Musk to start implanting brain chips in us by 2020.

Computer chips implanted in brains are arriving sooner than you may have anticipated. At a press conference, Elon Musk unveiled his plan to place computer chips in people's brain, linking them to their smartphone.

Thank you very much, Elon, but I’ll wait for someone trustworthy to get into this business, like Facebook, or Google.