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Six escapees from nursing home arrested for lewd sexual acts in Fairfield park

FAIRFIELD — Police arrested six people — including a pair of people in their 80s — last week after getting reports of “lewd and sexual activity” in the Grace Richardson Open Space area at the intersection of Congress Street and Morehouse Highway.

According to police, the department received several complaints of inappropriate behavior during the week of Aug. 12.

The Fairfield Police Department’s Quality of Life Unit was assigned to investigate. On Friday, officers and detectives from both the Special Services Unit and the Quality of Life Unit conducted a surveillance in and around the open space area.

Several violations were observed, and the following arrests were made: Daniel Dobbin, 67, charged with breach of peace and public indecency; Otto D. Williams, 62, charged with breach of peace; Charles L. Ardito, 75, charged with breach of peace; John Linartz, 62, charged with breach of peace and public indecency; Richard Butler, 82, breach of peace; Joyce Butler, 85, breach of peace.

All were released on a promise to appear in court. A court date was not given in the release.

(Did the police have to administer Cialis to the five guys before subjecting them to hard questioning?)