Well, Toobin may have choked his chicken, but at least he didn't screw it — at least he didn't do THAT!

Gettin’ to know you ….

Gettin’ to know you ….

Unlike this Britisher.

Rehan Baig, 37, was busted after a tipster told the UK’s National Crime Agency that he had child porn — with officers finding “a number of indecent images of children” at his home in Bradford, prosecutor Abigail Langford told his sentencing hearing, according to the Sun.

“Also located among the devices interrogated were moving images showing the defendant engaging in penetrative sexual intercourse with a number of chickens,” Langford told Bradford Crown Court on Monday.

“The defendant caused the death of the chickens on each occasion,” she said — with one of the videos even showing Baig having sex with one of the animals in his basement after it had died.