If you prick me, do I not bleed? Then what am I, a Jew, a woman, or just a confused transvestite?

Tampax embarks on gender-bending mission

Fact: Not all women have periods.

True - pre-pubescent girls, women past menopause come to mind.

Also a fact: Not all people with periods are women.

Not all people with a uterus who go through the menstruation cycle each month admit to being a woman. Not all persons with 100% Caucasian genes admit to being white and identify themselves as blacks, or Martians, or large, ferocious Great Danes instead. This delusion does not make them black, or Martian, or a member of the canine family.

Let's celebrate the diversity of all people who bleed!

So, no more women, just "bleeders”? Does that include Martians, or Great Danes, or NFL linebackers who cut themselves shaving?

Asking for a friend.