And we're warning you, if you don't buy it within the week, we're gonna raise it again!

23 Khakum Wood Road, which has been on the market since Noah first logged it (well, since May 2015, anyway, but that’s not counting its disappointing non-performance in 2007-2009), has failed to sell, so today the owners raised the price by $525,000, from $8.470 million to $8.995.

“This new number has better Feng shui”, listing agent Holy Gocluess told FWIW. The expert we brought in to consult told us so. She said $8.470 was the wrong number to harmonize with the Ludowici tile, so we really had no choice but to go up. Of course,” she giggled, “we could have gone all the way back to the $16.5 we originally asked for in 2015, but our Feng Shui master said that’d be stupid; I don’t know why”, Holly sighed, “but we all have to trust the science