Curb their enthusiasm

WOW! You go, Joe!

It occurs to me that we light-bearers have erred by emphasizing Slo Joe’s failing mental acuity and physical decline, because we may be encouraging the wrong people to get out and vote.

In senillis veritas, yes, but Joe’s promises to be a moderating force against the whackiest of the Children’s Army will only keep them home on Election Day if they think he’s in it for the long run. The more we convince them that Joe will be locked in the White House basement on his return from his inauguration, thus freeing Kampalla Malla to run the show, the more likely they’ll be to hustle to the polls to make that happen. If they think that they’ll just get four years of Joe, why bother?

So I’d like to see less reporting on Joe’s slurping Cream of Wheat after calling a lid on the day at 10;00 AM, and more pictures of him splitting wood.