Mystery solved

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Tower of missing Trump ballots appears in Utah desert

Rudy Giuliani was last seen rappelling down the side of a nearby cliff face to examine the stack of ballots with a flashlight and a magnifying glass. He has announced to the press that by the time he's done examining all the ballots by himself, Trump will be revealed to be the clear winner in all 50 states.

Just yesterday a truck driver reported that he’d driven tens of thousands of Trump ballots from New York to Pennsylvania, ultimate destination unknown. Now we know.